These are the rules, ignore them at your PERIL!

Timbo's Rules:

1. Fun must be had at all times
   
2. The truth must never stand in the way of a good story
   
3. No one can be hurt
   
4. V8's rule
   
5. Nothing is better than sex
   
6. Plumbers get paid too much
   
7. Don't whinge to your mates
   
8. Don't be mean
   
9. Random events are just that, don't sweat it
   
10. Remote controls for the TV must not be left on the TV
    
11. Don't shout to win an argument
    
12. Only run if someone is chasing you
    
13. Automatic anything is good
    
14. News lies
    
15. Only dance by yourself
    
16. Email is overrated
    
17. Users should be given nothing
    
18. Never tease animals
    
19. There is no god, so don't bother him
    
20. It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how
    
21. Sleeping in is better than getting up early
    
22. Never bag yourself, others will do it for free