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Customer Service

Customer Service

Why don't young people LISTEN? Here I am quietly explaining my food order to a McDonalds employee. I had to carmly underline the fact that if I'd wanted a drink, I would have requested one.

My car

My car

This is my Charger, a 1974 limited edition sportsman. They made 500 of these, ive been randomly destroying them to make mine go up in value.

Criminal Genius?

Criminal Genius?

Who is this man? Have you seen him? Could this man be the mastermind behind the current rise in popularity of crappy old Chryslers?

 

This Week in Tims Brain

Easter is Almost Upon Usimage

Start planning ahead now, nothing says I love Jesus like flowers and a striped shirt. Read More

Foolishness

Dream On!image

Man I get annoyed at motor shows. It’s not the event itself; don’t get me wrong . .  Read More

The Red Dot

Fire the fool!

This person should be demoted with extreme prejudice.
 Read More

Tim Smith Stands Up

Be part of the Chat Podcast

Yes, your eyes didn't deceive you. The Chat happens every Friday night at the Maori Chief Hotel in South Melbourne. Featuring me, Tim Smith, Andrew Goodone, Matt Quatermaine and Matt Parkinson (the founding members of MMM's legendary The Cage radio show) and a steady stream of regular guests including Tony Martin, C.J. Fortuna, Simon Rogers, Bedders, and other funny buggers. How do I get this podcast you ask, well it's simple and free, log onto Itunes and search for the Chat and you're away. It's more fun than Friday night TV, you can hold me to that!

See your future
imageThe awesome powers of Nostradamus have been harnessed and placed at your disposal, feel the SPOOKYNESS

Nostradamus Predicts

A dog will sniff where you have recently been

Chatty chat chat - The latest from the forums

Re:Two Door Whore
05:16 26-06-09
Re:A Writing Partner
05:15 26-06-09
Re:HAMPTON RSL
05:14 26-06-09
Re:Computers in cars...
05:13 26-06-09
Re:Breakfast Radio
05:12 26-06-09

More from this week...

Tinseltown

Will Winona Ryder steal the new Star Trek film? Only time will tell.

Sports News

There are many sports in the world, way too many to mention in this tiny little block. Just rest assured, someone is playing something somewhere, and winning.

Did you Know?

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.

Entertainment News

Next year promises a steady release of theatrical movies which will more than likely be viewed by moviegoers. Rumor has it that they also may feature actors.

Local Weather

The sun rose this morning, and is predicted to set again later this evening. Meteorologists are predicting steady daylight throughout this cycle of sun, ending upon sunset.

Road Rage

As the roads get more and more clogged with annoying fools, always remember, nothing good has ever come from shouting at an idiot.

The first underwater Indigenous Superhero?

Yes Marine Boy, was he a Koori? Well let’s think.  Read More

Polls

Where is Rabbity?

Where is the bad tempered king of rodents this time? Find out

Top 5 Icecreams

  • Bubble-O-Bill 
  • Bannana Paddlepop
  • Mr. Whippy Soft Serve
  • Rocky Road Drumstick
  • Poisonberry Chocktop

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Into Chargers?

If you are madly in love with Chargers, then go to the Charger centre of the universe. I reckon you might meet Prince Valiant or better still, Lord Chrysler. You will feel the love. Charger Club

Wanted: Good Web Videos

Seen any top videos latley? . . same. We should get together and find some good videos for this site.


If you come across any, send me the link. Send Video

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